I wish I was kidding

[Burr]

This almost makes me want to cry.

List of starting goalies I've had on my fantasy hockey team that have gotten injured after being added to my roster:

Kari Lehtonen
Ryan Miller
Evgeni Nabokov
Vesa Toskala
Mike Dunham
Kevin Weekes

I am shitting you not. Weekes just happened tonight. HOPEFULLY it's not for multiple weeks like every other one I've had so far.

I'm just waiting for Nabokov to get reinjured later tonight after finally coming back last week.

Amazingly, my team still has a winning record and is in a playoff spot as of this moment. It pisses me off to think how much better my record could be without this nonsense though.

[True]

Dude, you have a curse.

[Burr]

FUCKING HELL!

NABOKOV GOT INJURED AGAIN!!!!

In the words of Margeurite Perrin:

THIS IS UNGODLY!

-_-

Edit: Caps lock necessary god damn it.

[Ender]

wow, just be glad its not fantasy football.

/jab

I had to. Sorry though, really.

[Burr]

Fantasy football is going much better for me. 9-3 so far, though I could still potentially blow it the last two weeks and miss the playoffs.

Time to rummage through the waiver wire yet again for a freaking goalie to see what table scraps I can scrounge together for at least one good performance a week. I am not going to trade for a goalie that's only gonna get injured as soon as I acquire him. Besides everyone wants to rob me. >:/

[All-Night John]

Don't touch Hannu.