Mini Cooper

[H.A.W.G.]

I got to drive my dream car today, a mini cooper, it is so badass, I might be getting it in a few weeks, it is gonna be so freakin awesome :D

[Feelgood]

Wow. You don't hear that one everyday.

[Ender]

YOU
ARE
A
HOMOSEXUAL.


actually, sign me up for one too.

[quashpdarkman]

This is my theory on Mini Coopers. They're the loli of sportscars- they're small and they always get raped.

[arefx]

you'll pick all the ladies up in it.

[H.A.W.G.]

you'll pick all the ladies up in it.

mos def, and of course I will get raped by other sports cars its a 4 banger

[quashpdarkman]

Cylinders != Power
Displacement, aspiration and engine balance = power

I've seen S13's smoke Corvettes, (turbo 2 liter 4 cylinder beating a 6 liter 8 cylinder) displacement and cylinders are important, but they aren't everything.
Even engines that are one third the size of their opponents are capable of beating them, so don't think that other cars will beat yours just because it's a 4 cylinder.

That being said, if anyone in an Integra, Celica, or Civic challenges you, you could easily take them. (Most people who rice those don't know how to properly tune an engine, so even if they do have more power than you, which is unlikely, they'll probably rev their engine too high and blow a hole striaght through it.)

And if you aren't a racer, that's fine too.

[EvilWall]

My Camaro runs on muffins, I beat LS1 very fast all the time.

[quashpdarkman]

My Camaro runs on muffins, I beat LS1 very fast all the time.

Do you have an F or G body?

[H.A.W.G.]

If I take on a ricer I will kill em

[quashpdarkman]

If I take on a ricer I will kill em

Just stay away from RX-7/8's, 300ZX/350Z, S2000's, Lan-Evos and Imprezas and you should be fine. (And Chargers and Mustangs and the like, but those aren't sleepers at all, so you probably know that already) They'll make you look like the kid with no face from South Park.

[EvilWall]

Do you have an F or G body?

Subdued headlights, and it's just a 3.8L

I never tried racing anyone. It would be silly.

[quashpdarkman]

You'd be suprised how fast the V6's even can get. My older brother's friend spent about $10k over 5 years getting his V6 to 450bhp (Stole the supercharger off of a GMC deisel truck, or else it would've cost him $15k) and now he beats V8's, 6's, and 4's the like.

[EvilWall]

I've never seen a diesel with a supercharger, they usually have turbochargers.
Anyways, I'm not privy on spending that kind of money on a car I drive every day. Getting avg. 25mpg ain't that bad for the adequate power the engine has already.

[Emptythought]

you didn't mention whether its the new mini or the old mini.

if its the old mini, try to get a 1300 sport

[H.A.W.G.]

Its a 2004, my parents are buying it so I will be happy with just getting one
This is the actual car
http://www.jdees.org/upload/userfiles/HAWG70/A03244P.04.jpg

[Nitrousoxide]

I bet'cha my '98 supercharged Buick Regal could kick your car's ass, especailly if it isn't an "S."

[Emptythought]

im almost positive the base model didn't have those wheels.

and the fenders come up to high to see if it has the S hood, but im guessing it is an S.

[H.A.W.G.]

Its not an S, it does have larger wheels than a regular one and a few different things, but not an S unfortanately

[Kir0s]

Volvo S60r ftw!

[Regole]

I have a Mitsubishi piece of shit.

[C0lin]

I really like the minis, but I'm a little too tall for one, I think.

[Kir0s]

I have a Mitsubishi piece of shit.

The new Eclipse is "meh" :D

[Ender]

I really like the minis, but I'm a little too tall for one, I think.

Mini's are supposed to allow for some of the tallest bodies in compacts.

HAWG's about 6'3", and said he had plenty of room.

[H.A.W.G.]

Mini's are supposed to allow for some of the tallest bodies in compacts.

HAWG's about 6'3", and said he had plenty of room.

I do, but there is no room for someone to sit behind me, there is literaly about 2 inches between the driver seat and the back seat, and I have kinda broad shoulders so if someone else sits beside me we bump shoulders, I dont play on haveing a GF with broad shoulders so

[Emptythought]

I do, but there is no room for someone to sit behind me, there is literaly about 2 inches between the driver seat and the back seat, and I have kinda broad shoulders so if someone else sits beside me we bump shoulders, I dont play on haveing a GF with broad shoulders so
hahaha

thats like my old car, if you adjust the drivers seat then you better hope the person behind you is either anorexic or doesn't have legs.

although, at least it didn't have the elbow problem.

[quashpdarkman]

I bet'cha my '98 supercharged Buick Regal could kick your car's ass, especailly if it isn't an "S."

I betcha an FD could kick your Regal's ass.

[primeholy]

I have a 90 535i. Kinda old, but I like it.

[Oomba]

Have fun with your new vagina.