Booth Babe Protest Signs

[agn]

As many of you have heard, E3 management is cracking down on "booth babes" citing no bathing suit bottoms or tittilating attire.

In the interest of keeping hot booth girls employed will have some of our own babes protesting the medievil policy while alerting E3 Outpost attendees to our shuttle.

What should be written on these protest signs?
The best suggestions will be used during E3 and the person who created the slogan will get one of the gift bags from the E3 Outpost.

We'll have a vote for the best ones so enter as many times as you like.

[Rayo]

Isn't it so no one under 18 can enter(legally anyway)

[agn]

umm ok. yeah sure.

[Burr]

"Foreplay > Gameplay."

[Digital*Firefly]

"More Skin For Teh Win"

[Rayo]

umm ok. yeah sure.


Well I thought that was the rule, so i didn't see why the hell they would try making a rule like this.

[Digital*Firefly]

"Eye candy is not just for next-gen consoles"

"I made the first nude patch for E3"

[AcquiredTarget]

Proud to be non-pixelated

Edit: Real 3D, real time rendering all of the time

[EvilWall]

After E3 is gone boobs will still be here!

[Green]

Well I thought that was the rule, so i didn't see why the hell they would try making a rule like this.
Maybe T&A is distracting from what the expo is really supposed to be about? It's probably also an attempt to make it less appealing to the unwashed masses.

[Just Blaze]

so wait, the e3 outpost will have scantily clad girls?
*orders a week pass*

[Mr. Young]

these are pretty good. Saying no booth babes wearing sexy clothes is almost discrimination. "If gun guys are good, then booth babes are best"

[Burr]

I'd say making women's only really visible place in the industry basically a position of prostitution is almost discrimination.

(No I don't really feel that strongly about it, but that comment was ripe for twisting back the other way.)

[Dragoona]

"I went to E3 as a booth babe and all I got was this protest sign"

"Video Games don't kill people - the people who can't see booth babes at E3 do"

"Sony's new game - Booth Babes Gone Wild"

"If I knew I wasn't allowed to wear this outfit, I would have worked for G4TV"

"Just because my boobs are bigger than yours doesn't mean that I can't show them to the public"

[effingsniper]

"seriously, you think people are here for the games?"

[Feelgood]

"Show me your boobs!"

[All-Night John]

"I can't feed my family with demos."

[Yama86]

"Will ignore geeks for food"

"Hot girls shouldn't be rejected by smart people"

"Hot girls shouldn't have to get real jobs"

"Will act like I like you if you pay me enough"

"HD DDs"

"You should let me in because this sign makes my butt look big"

[Reffy]

"Semi Clad is my middle name!"
"I'm rated M"
"I'm rated AO"
"Come see what's not allowed in E3"
""Up Up Down Down Left Right Left Right" Isn't Just a Cheat Code"
"E3 = Sausage Fest 2k6"
"E3 isn't just about the games!"

[Reffy]

Well I thought that was the rule, so i didn't see why the hell they would try making a rule like this.

It is a rule. I wasn't able to go because I was under 18

[Don Fubar]

"Where did I put my Revolution Nunchuku?"

"Nintendo DS: Touching = Good / E3: Booth Babes = Bad?!"

"My family was killed by Ninjas, need Booth Babe opportunity to raise money for Karate Lessons"

"Will Booth Babe for Money"

"Booth Babes: Cause Fat Chicks Shouldn't Portray Lara Croft "
*You can insert any video game vixen in the underlined above, I just went with Lara cause who likes a chubby Fridge Raider? I mean Tomb Raider?!

TDHS

[Digital*Firefly]

http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/05/bbprotest.jpg

via joysitq (http://www.joystiq.com/2006/05/11/booth-babe-protest-bikinis-not-bullets/)

and another article about them almost getting kicked out (http://www.gamesfirst.com/?id=1312)

[agn]

I promised I would do it. I wish the allgames shirts had been done in time.

[Blackwolf]

Kotaku uses Booth Babe Protest pic in current story about E3 not being relevant. (http://kotaku.com/gaming/getting-off/bungie-co+founder-on-old-e3-strokefest-257583.php)

[arefx]

I just wish someone in the industry would decided to make their own expo liek an e3 the way we want it.

[Blackwolf]

I just wish someone in the industry would decided to make their own expo liek an e3 the way we want it.

There's a bunch of people who are trying (PAX, VGXPO, E For All) but they're finding that the major publishers that you'd care about seeing don't really want to spend the money to attend. Hell, they pulled out of E3 in the first place (which caused it to change)...

[JoEDigiTECH]

I would appreciate booth babes more if they made sandwiches.

[ObliviousHarmony]

"Boobs for Beer!"

:P

"E3 - The Only Place Nerds Don't have to look on the net."

XD

"Make Love not War!"

:O

"Since the Beggining, All Boobs are Sacred"

;)

"Why Hate? Masterbate!"

.....

"Although Irrelevant, We should be allowed to wear Bikinis!"

?!!?

"BUT IT's TRADITION!"

and last but not least....

"When All else fails, Boobs."

Ok but seriously,

"Where else will we find Summer Jobs?!!?"

[JoEDigiTECH]

CJ, I think you are a year late.

[True]

"Video Games don't kill people - the people who can't see booth babes at E3 do"


And just how the hell did I miss this thread?? I've been laughing for a good 10 minutes going through these. haha.

[Chinese_Fury]

A friend told me that with the closing of E3 in the U.S. and with more and more game designers and developers heading over to China, don't be surprised of the next big E3 type event to be hosted in Shanghai.

http://www.joystiq.com/media/2006/05/bbprotest.jpg

I love their signs.