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All-Night John
06-06-2006, 03:56 AM
I've become disinterested wrestling in recent years, but I managed to catch all of 10 minutes of Raw tonight. Boy, am I glad I did. It was a match between Johnny Nitro (who apparently won Tough Enough; I watched the show and don't even remember him) and Charlie Haas. So Nitro is in the ring, with some chick you enters the ring like this:

http://img2.glowfoto.com/images/2006/05/08-2043306974T.gif


And then Lilian Garcia is introducing Haas, and well, I'll let the video do the talking (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIIj9bpCk24).

Holy shit, was it hilarious. Haas didn't even miss a beat. Yeeeeeaaaaaaaaaaaah! For a second I thought it might be a work, but the announcers didn't even recognize it until the crowd started to chear for Lilian, which sucked because it was taking heat off a pretty decent match. I almost felt like a jerk when you could hear Lilian screaming, but it was still too fucking funny. I heard she broke her arm or sprained her wrist or something. I wouldn't be surprised if Haas took some heat for this, but the bitch needs to get her ass off the apron.

Best moment on Raw in years.

Octocamo
06-06-2006, 11:34 AM
LMAO.

Damn, I was flipping channels and I changed it after that girl entered the ring. ;(

DrunkenMasterFu
06-06-2006, 11:46 AM
Bitch went down!

Tell her to use the stairs next time. Getting down from the apron is for the big boys.

ULTRA WARRIOR
06-06-2006, 05:52 PM
Beth Phoenix apparently broke her jaw or something during her match with Victoria. Right now it's believed that when Victoria rolled her up & pulled her pants down a bit, that Beths knees slammed against her face & fucked up her jaw. She was clearly bleeding from the mouth & holding her jaw after the match. She's expected to miss about 2 months.
Lillian suffered a strained & sprained wrist from the fall. She should still be announcing this Wednesday for the WWE vs ECW special on the USA network at 9pm.

Bitch went down!

Tell her to use the stairs next time. Getting down from the apron is for the big boys.

I believe there was a cameraman or helper in her way which is why she wasn't able to move across the apron. Even at that, Hass had to have seen them there & still hit the ropes like a jackass for no reason & sent her crashing to the floor.

MageMasher
06-06-2006, 06:10 PM
Hahahaha, i missed that.

HMG
06-09-2006, 09:49 PM
lol (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lQz8olWTm6o&search=)

Funny shit.

ddavenport
07-07-2006, 05:41 PM
And in an irony that would make Alanis Morissette cringe, the poor guys now hitting on Lilian. For shame.