View Full Version : Chick Magnets: I need help!
DarthEvilDude
08-25-2004, 11:49 PM
well, i got a dance thingy on Friday, and well, i simply want to get some chicks. can you guys hook me up with some tips/pickup lines/whatever gets hot chicks that dont make your penis fall off
Style
08-26-2004, 12:11 AM
just be yourself.
Octocamo
08-26-2004, 12:21 AM
Tell them you can read their palms. Hold their hand, and gently stroke your index finger over their hand and claim "I see the near future. Me on top of you in my bed." ;)
Green
08-26-2004, 12:27 AM
Don't call them bitches and hos. Treat them with respect, make eye contact and smile.
MusicFan
08-26-2004, 12:27 AM
hot bitches and ho's all over ya.I can't help but wonder why you need help.:|
arefx
08-26-2004, 12:30 AM
you don't want bitchs or hos, they will give u STD's
Just be yourself, theres someone out there who will like you for it :)
oh, and listen to piebald ;)
DarthEvilDude
08-26-2004, 12:55 AM
yeah... i just havent been around chicks for a while... how? well, my school is an ALL GUYS school... and the dance thingy is with a ALL GIRL school... so i havent had to respect the ladies like i should be
Ziggler
08-26-2004, 01:10 AM
yeah... i just havent been around chicks for a while... how? well, my school is an ALL GUYS school... and the dance thingy is with a ALL GIRL school... so i havent had to respect the ladies like i should be
Ouch... all guys school... i thought that only happened in movies... :shock:
For some reason this reminds me of heavyweights. :-D
SaNkOn-TeSsOu
08-26-2004, 01:29 AM
be confident.......girls love that....make eye contact.....be genuine......and make her laugh........if u make her laugh.......u lower her defenses!
arefx
08-26-2004, 01:41 AM
be confident.......girls love that....make eye contact.....be genuine......and make her laugh........if u make her laugh.......u lower her defenses!
yes, you MUST be confident, but dont come across cockey.
Style
08-26-2004, 02:07 AM
someone goes to bellarmine i think.
and you'll prob be getting in that mixer with the girls of presentation.
just act cool and you'll meet some girls.
just be yourself.
see where that will get ya! lol.
Just go in: and have a good time, they see you having a good time, they want to have a good time also.
Talk: I found out just yesterday that actually talking to a girl can get you far. I filming again for my documentary "American women and tattoos" when this hot girl came in. She was a good friend of teh guys who own the shop I was filming in. She was wondering why I was carrying a camera around, I'm usually way shy when talking to hott girls lol but I said "what the heck". chatted a bit and next thing I know, I have her pulling down her pants......"I wish", but it was only so I can get footage of her two tats, one on her back and the other right near her panty-line, Yes, I noticed the pink V. Secrets (no secret anymore haha!) and jokingly, when she was signing the release form, I said "oh and you can leave your number on ther too" and she actually did! I love this project lol. Even got invited to a party, but I will miss cause of vacation. So yeah, talk to them (and it helps to have a camera handy lol).
Just: Go for it. If you fail the first time, notice the 50 other girls (or just the one's with no date) and try it again.
DarthEvilDude
08-27-2004, 05:35 PM
someone goes to bellarmine i think.
and you'll prob be getting in that mixer with the girls of presentation.
just act cool and you'll meet some girls.
yep, goin to Bellarmine.
and yes, it is the mixer with pres.
for all people who dont know what the hell we are talking about, screw you.
kirkg
08-27-2004, 06:12 PM
All you can really hope to do in highschool is be good looking. After that comes personality so if the girls arent diggin you just be loud, but not stupid, just confident, like you can kick anyones ass there. And talk to the girls, just don't stand around.
Style
08-27-2004, 07:31 PM
confidence is really the key.
arefx
08-27-2004, 07:32 PM
see where that will get ya! lol.
Just go in: and have a good time, they see you having a good time, they want to have a good time also.
Talk: I found out just yesterday that actually talking to a girl can get you far. I filming again for my documentary "American women and tattoos" when this hot girl came in. She was a good friend of teh guys who own the shop I was filming in. She was wondering why I was carrying a camera around, I'm usually way shy when talking to hott girls lol but I said "what the heck". chatted a bit and next thing I know, I have her pulling down her pants......"I wish", but it was only so I can get footage of her two tats, one on her back and the other right near her panty-line, Yes, I noticed the pink V. Secrets (no secret anymore haha!) and jokingly, when she was signing the release form, I said "oh and you can leave your number on ther too" and she actually did! I love this project lol. Even got invited to a party, but I will miss cause of vacation. So yeah, talk to them (and it helps to have a camera handy lol).
Just: Go for it. If you fail the first time, notice the 50 other girls (or just the one's with no date) and try it again.
that is seriously awesome.
that you got the number
:)
All you can really hope to do in highschool is be good looking. After that comes personality so if the girls arent diggin you just be loud, but not stupid, just confident, like you can kick anyones ass there. And talk to the girls, just don't stand around.
yeah but dont acually try to kick anyones ass :)
BennyHill
08-27-2004, 09:53 PM
A very simple suggestion: Never go up to a girl and ask, "Um, could you touch my weiner, and stuff?" I've tried it, and it doesn't work! j/k :)
Haha, so that dance thing happened tonight. I wonder how he did.
If you are mildly appealing to chicks in the looks department, here are somethings to do.
1. Be smart, sound very articulte, but don't over do it.
2. Be really funny. Avoid a lot of sex jokes, improv during speaking, it makes it funnier.
3. Keep eye contact, avoid the knockers, you will have time to stare in the future. (that is why we have the internet)
4. Before you get to the dance, work out, just some push ups and sit ups, you will look a bit better. Then I was flipping through the T.V and then someone did it on MTV.....oh well.
5. Don't screw up real big.
6. If she doesn't croon over you after this, give her your number or ask for her's. Become friends, it could lead to more.
I use this every know and then, but the chicks I really want to hook up with, I am to shy to talk to........ :sad:
K3VIN
08-28-2004, 10:48 AM
i get all the ladies cuase i'm funny, yet treat them with respect. It's just that you cant hert her fellings in any way. Trust me, i know o.0
Arandar
08-28-2004, 11:30 AM
Give her a ruler. ;-)
Kahmelion
08-28-2004, 12:31 PM
The ability to make a woman smile is priceless...be yourself...DON'T use pick-up lines. If you are yourself and have a sense of humor, then they will use the pick-up lines on you.
Don't try too hard, you play it cool...and they come to you.
Trust me.
~Kahmelion
Style
08-28-2004, 01:50 PM
being comfortable is the most important thing. If your comfortable, then the girl will be comfortable too and you'll have a better chance.
DarthEvilDude
08-28-2004, 04:26 PM
ok, well i was just myself and i did REALLY good. got more action then all my friends. the only problem was it turned from a competition to a spectator sport, since all the chicks were dancing with each other. that was good for a while, but it got old. anyway, i used a few pickup lines and and stuff like that, and i had a blast. thanks for the tips.
Ziggler
08-28-2004, 06:02 PM
ok, well i was just myself and i did REALLY good. got more action then all my friends. the only problem was it turned from a competition to a spectator sport, since all the chicks were dancing with each other. that was good for a while, but it got old. anyway, i used a few pickup lines and and stuff like that, and i had a blast. thanks for the tips.
you stud you :smt047
ok, well i was just myself and i did REALLY good. got more action then all my friends. the only problem was it turned from a competition to a spectator sport, since all the chicks were dancing with each other. that was good for a while, but it got old. anyway, i used a few pickup lines and and stuff like that, and i had a blast. thanks for the tips.
Pics..................NOW!
J/K..........sorta.
DarthEvilDude
08-29-2004, 12:06 AM
do you really think i would bring a camera?
well, i didnt do anything that could be used against me, meaning if someone took a picture i destroyed the camera.
ok, well i was just myself and i did REALLY good. got more action then all my friends. the only problem was it turned from a competition to a spectator sport, since all the chicks were dancing with each other. that was good for a while, but it got old. anyway, i used a few pickup lines and and stuff like that, and i had a blast. thanks for the tips.
Oh I forgot, those all-girl-schools are lesbien factories.......a mans worst nightmare (sometimes it can be a good thing).
Happy to hear you had fun though. Hey, I said having a camera can come in handy (the girls dancing!) lol.
Baron von Brunk
08-31-2004, 01:15 PM
Junkyard Magnets > Chick Magnets
They can pick up cars and junk. That's pretty cool.
DarthEvilDude
08-31-2004, 09:35 PM
Oh I forgot, those all-girl-schools are lesbien factories.......a mans worst nightmare (sometimes it can be a good thing).
Happy to hear you had fun though. Hey, I said having a camera can come in handy (the girls dancing!) lol.
i'll pick up a few disposable cameras next time. The lesbian thing was cool for a while, but it went from
GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY YEAH! to just... giggidy
i'll pick up a few disposable cameras next time. The lesbian thing was cool for a while, but it went from
GIGGIDY GIGGIDY GIGGIDY YEAH! to just... giggidy
That's how it always goes, then it just goes soo far that....it not fun to look at anymore.
DarthEvilDude
09-02-2004, 12:02 AM
yah. the next big one is some big formal one, where you have to have a date, but the thing is, you gotta pay 30 bucks, and more for good looking clothes. i'd rather spend that on a new game, cause it wouldnt bitch and nag at me, and it might have some hot chicks in it!
Style
09-02-2004, 12:45 AM
yah. the next big one is some big formal one, where you have to have a date, but the thing is, you gotta pay 30 bucks, and more for good looking clothes. i'd rather spend that on a new game, cause it wouldnt bitch and nag at me, and it might have some hot chicks in it!
things will change when your older.
DarthEvilDude
09-02-2004, 12:48 AM
i know, but commitment sucks. and when you dont got a job, the little green you have is to good to give up.
Style
09-02-2004, 01:16 AM
i know, but commitment sucks. and when you dont got a job, the little green you have is to good to give up.
yeah believe me, I know how that is.
DarthEvilDude
09-03-2004, 12:15 AM
we all do. we all do.
DarthEvilDude
09-05-2004, 01:50 AM
oooh... good news for me.
was just checking the bullitin for the school, and i saw that i'm gonna be gettin some more action next friday... but its another all-chick school, and you know how that goes...
KingKongSushi
09-05-2004, 01:54 AM
yah. the next big one is some big formal one, where you have to have a date, but the thing is, you gotta pay 30 bucks, and more for good looking clothes. i'd rather spend that on a new game, cause it wouldnt bitch and nag at me, and it might have some hot chicks in it!
I look sharp, smell great, and dress like I have money no matter where I go. Not too shabby for a straight guy.
DarthEvilDude
09-05-2004, 02:37 AM
looks like i gotta get some more axe... and wear something nicer than a t-shirt and pants
Style
09-05-2004, 02:52 AM
looks like i gotta get some more axe... and wear something nicer than a t-shirt and pants
button up shirt, untucked, works great.
DarthEvilDude
09-05-2004, 02:57 AM
just what i was going for. Works for Quagmire.
ooh... i'll bring a camera along... oooohhhh right
DeadMan
09-05-2004, 08:30 PM
For some reason this reminds me of heavyweights. :-D
Erm, right.... :) With your shirt, do not put your collar up.
DarthEvilDude
09-05-2004, 09:11 PM
dude, i already know some style stuff, wearing your collar up is so 80's
I look sharp, smell great, and dress like I have money no matter where I go. Not too shabby for a straight guy.
Haha, I do the same. I also have a habit of carrying a pen and slip of paper. My older cousins used to tell me to do that and it stuck lol.
arefx
09-05-2004, 09:26 PM
Wait... dont put the collar up? Shit well that explains a lot!
;);) lal
just what i was going for. Works for Quagmire.
ooh... i'll bring a camera along... oooohhhh right
can't forget the camera this time lol. Brings us some hot girl-on-girl dancing pics :p
DarthEvilDude
09-05-2004, 10:22 PM
well, i'm just gonna bring a cheap-ass disposable camera, then its probably gonna sit somewhere before i actually get the film developed. i always do that.
Halo Master Chief
09-06-2004, 11:22 AM
ask her if "she's a ho" then if yes... pay her.
DeadMan
09-06-2004, 09:08 PM
You can do that car door trick ;) It's really just to see if she is polite.
Pick her up and lock all of the doors. When you get her open only her side with the key, even if it is an automatic. Walk around the back to your side, to giver her time, and see if she either A) pops open your door, or B) hits the automatic to open all the doors.
DarthEvilDude
09-07-2004, 08:39 PM
yah, but most people under 16 cant drive.
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