Unrequited Love is Horrible

[-Beck-]

At my new work at Target, there are a few interesting girls that I wouldn't mind dating. One in particular that I find especially intriguing I've talked to quite often. Tonight we took our lunch together and I had gotten up the nerve to ask her out. But before I had a chance to, she began talking about how much she likes another girl who works at the store. She then added that she would never date anyone she works with anyway since, "...everyone knows your business."

I felt horrible. The fact that I had (yet again) become infatuated with a gay girl was a .44 to the junk, that she's interested in one of the other girls I am is a shot to the gut, and that she wouldn't date fellow employees is one right between the eyes. Understandably I'm feeling kinda low right now. I've determined that I'm the king of unrequited love.

Share your stories here.

[EvilWall]

One time I told this woman I loved her but she didn't love me back.

[Blank]

One time I told this woman I loved her but she didn't love me back.

What did you do!?

[Kel]

I once knew this girl, she was 18 years old.
She did something so bold, as to say she loved me.
When I showed up to her house, all flowers in my hold.
I found her in a shower, having sex with a guy for gold.

[EvilWall]

What did you do!?

Moved to Oregon. Tried to forget.

[Kel]

Wow... I am basically following in your footsteps : /

[EvilWall]

Wow... I am basically following in your footsteps : /

Moving away from your problems is the best way to solve them.

[Badass Penguin]

My current girlfriend claims to be bi. I'm worried she'll turn on me any minute. o.o

[Oomba]

Did somebody say 3-way? No? Well they should have.

[Badass Penguin]

Did somebody say 3-way? No? Well they should have.
That's the problem - I'm worried that if we have a threesome she'll leave me for the other girl. :eyes:

EDIT: Ah fuck it you probably weren't talking to me. :/

[EvilWall]

All women are three drinks away from being lesbians. Unless they are one.

[Kel]

Moving away from your problems is the best way to solve them.

Agreed. Alcohol, moving and dating someone else is the perfect way (and healthy) to get away from that girl you were about to change your life for.


































THAT BITCH WHORE!

[Ichiban]

There was a bitch in one of my classes once, really she was in two of my classes but thats beside the point. Well I was helping her out in Philosophy since it was easy to me and managed to get her a low A in the class. Well after the class was over I was still trying to be her friend and invited her to a see a movie whether it be in the theather or on DVD, well she gave me this bull shit reason why she cant and I just said fuck it. Well over the next few months we were talking over AIM just being friendly then all of a sudden she stops talking to me and returning my IMs. Thats when I realized that she just used me for a good grade so I havent talked to her since and really dont give a fuck about her. I did see her once last summer but didnt take the time even say Hi.

[Kir0s]

Get her alone and put your finger in her ass...she'll come around.

[EvilWall]

Get her alone and put your finger in her ass...she'll come around.

That is the wisdom of the ages.

[-Beck-]

Damn Kiros, I want you and I to have a Myagi/Rufio kind of relationship. I come over to your place and clean your house while you teach me the wisdom of the ages. Whadda you say?

[Reffy]

I work with this girl who I find just absolutely stunning. On top of that she's smart, funny, interesting and just overall impressive. We're pretty good friends but...she's had this one boyfriend for like ever and there's no way their breaking up. Plus her talking about how hot other guys are isn't exactly a rarity.

God it makes me so fucking angry.

[Kir0s]

Damn Kiros, I want you and I to have a Myagi/Rufio kind of relationship. I come over to your place and clean your house while you teach me the wisdom of the ages. Whadda you say?

Only if I can stick my finger in your ass.

[EvilWall]

Kiros will stick his finger in anyone's ass, Beck....don't feel special.

[Kir0s]

Kiros will stick his finger in anyone's ass, Beck....don't feel special.

But with very few I will...wiggle my fingers.