Sexual Recipes

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The Sundae

Step 1 - Make a pack of ice cubes in ice tray.

Step 2 - Place ice cubes in small serving dish and chill testicles for 20 minutes.

Step 3 - Glaze testicles with a generous amount of Hershey's chocolate syrup.

Step 4 - Carefully cover penis in banana or peach glaze.

Step 5 - Serve with strawberries or blueberries in and around naval.

Step 6 - Enjoy!


The Mary Poppins

Step 1 - Purchase decent sized muffin

Step 2 - Take the base of the muffin and leave uncovered with the top of the muffin preserved in saran wrap until stale.

Step 3 - Place base of muffin firmly into the ass hole.

Step 4 - Have partner eat the exposed, soft top of the muffin off of ass.

Oh and as always....

Step 5 - ENJOY!

[Flavius]

Eating an ass-muffin?

Ewwww...gross!

On a completely un-gross note, however (:p), if you've never pulled the ole' hot buttered popcorn trick on your significant other, you don't know what you're missing.

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Tell Me Tell Me!

[Arandar]

Step 1 - Give girl box of peppermint breathmints.

Step 2 - Enjoy!

[Ezekiel]

Step 1 - Give girl box of peppermint breathmints.

Step 2 - Enjoy!

That actually sounds... pretty fucking awesome.

+rep. for once.

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I came up with two decent ones, someone else has got to have something on their minds.

[Flavius]

Tell Me Tell Me!

Well, it involves a large tub of popcorn, a darkened movie theater & surreptitiously creating a hole in the bottom of said tub.

I'm pretty sure you can figure out the rest. :p

[Reffy]

"Put your junk that box"

[Rayo]

Step 1 - Give girl box of peppermint breathmints.

Step 2 - Enjoy!

Most people are too sensitive for Listerine strips.

and Halls breath mints are the most effective.

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The Ruby Tuesday

Step 1. Every Tuesday, fill your wife's reproductive hole with raspberry drizzle.

Step 2. Enjoy!