The official DPL Drinking Game

[Alphabox]

The official Dead Pixel Live Drinking Game

Copy right 2008 Alphabox , Panadalicious, & Toaster

This game is intended for adults 21 and over. If you are under 21 you should never drink! If you choose not to listen to our sound advice and drink it will cause you to either die in a fire or start your lonely life towards becoming the world’s best Carney. So do not even think about participating. If you do decide to ignore our warnings and participate then please do so by playing with mineral oil or whale semen you will achieve the same desired effect.
This game is recommended to be done with beer. If done with alcohol you will not last and probably have your stomach pumped if they find you in time. Let the courts show that we warned you “but I don’t like beer” person. If you follow the rules listed below you will become shit faced very quickly. So enjoy.

1. 1 drink every time Derrick hangs up on a caller
2. 2 drinks every time Raven offends a country or group of people
3. 1 drink every time “Trust Fund” is referenced
4. 2 drinks every time Derrick realizes Raven has left the show unannounced for tech & games

5. 1 drink every time Loserly takes a call during the show
6. 2 drinks every time Derrick claims to Hate someone
7. 1 drink every time Derrick says, “anything else before we shut this sucker down”

8. 2 drinks every time Loserly makes her orgasm sound
9. 1 drink every time Ravens family can be heard in the back ground
10. 2 drinks every time Loserly shows her Cat
11. 1 drink every time Raven mispronounces something.
12. 2 drinks every time a Mother appears on the show

[Octocamo]

How are we supposed to keep track of all this?

[illestrator]

omg im going to be plastered every evening monday to thursday

[Loserly]

But I don't like beer.

I have honestly wanted to do a drinking game where the hosts participate, too, but I felt I was ripping off Rob's idea when we did a drinking game on Anime Damashii.

[Alphabox]

I admit that 12 rules may be to much but we could narrow it down to 9. 3 for each host approx. with a couple of rules that can be done by all the hosts? Ex: Mother calling into show. I also think we should lower all the drinks to 1. But I am an aficionado of drinking games (Yes I have given myself a worthless title) and I like to be challenged! This being said this is not set in stone. I threw it out here for suggestions and to set up a date where we try this bastard out. Soon I like pointless reasons to drink!
Cheers,
Alphabox

[broxy bear]

i am glad i can't listen live cause i don't think my liver could cope with that amount of alcohol

[blade2k6954]

Count Me In!!!!