Oh geez, look at the butt on that. [Archive]

All-Night John

12-08-2004, 09:09 PM

Yeah, she must work out. (http://www.teenportals.com/chi/) :smt047

DarthEvilDude

12-08-2004, 09:14 PM

i'm in awe.

The_Raven

12-08-2004, 09:15 PM

VERY good stuff. :)

True

12-08-2004, 09:17 PM

Now THAT is a woman with Buns of Steel! She doesn't even look Brazilian. Nice waist and stomach also. She has to work out! she doesn't even have a lil pouch.

Green

12-08-2004, 09:54 PM

Ya know, try as I might I just don't think I'm an ass woman.

True

12-08-2004, 10:14 PM

Ya know, try as I might I just don't think I'm an ass woman.
I'm more of a butt man than a breast man. I love a butt in a nice pair of fitted Levi Jeans!

AcquiredTarget

12-08-2004, 10:26 PM

I'm more of a personality man meself......http://allgames.com/images/smilie/005.gif, yeah ok, damn nice tho' damn nice.

Ichiban

12-09-2004, 12:14 AM

All I have to say is DAMN! Why cant I get a woman with an ass like that. All mine have been flat!

SaNkOn-TeSsOu

12-09-2004, 03:50 AM

Wow........thas a nice ol onion booty right thurr

MalcolmBrass

12-09-2004, 12:37 PM

Good GOD! If I saw that moving on down the street I'd be worried that I would walk right in front of a bus or something, I'd be so distracted!

Tulare

12-09-2004, 02:11 PM

That's no Moon, it's a Space Station. :smt031

Ziggler

12-09-2004, 03:32 PM

dayyum...

BigEasyWhoDats

12-09-2004, 06:00 PM

butt implants? lmao!!!!

DarkKnightCecil

12-09-2004, 06:06 PM

my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon :)

quite the incredible body she has there

Tom the First

12-09-2004, 07:39 PM

I like beautiful women, but I'm more into personality than a nice looking body. I think relationships based on personalities are more succesful, and last pretty long.

Octocamo

12-09-2004, 08:09 PM

Mack Daddy says he'd hit it 3 times.

http://atlas.walagata.com/w/solisnk/dance.gif

True

12-10-2004, 12:43 AM

my anaconda don't want none unless you got buns hon :)

quite the incredible body she has there
yeah. As far as Personality, I usually don't get to see how beautiful that is until I finish scoping out how beautiful the outside is, mainly beacuse it's probably the first thing I notice (most likely) is the outer features.

DarthEvilDude

12-10-2004, 12:47 AM

yeah.

something like that happened to me during the summer. my friend came over to my house to pick me up for a lan party, and his parents were driving a Honda Element.

from the outside, it looks like shit. once i got in and sat in there for a while, it wasnt that bad.

being shallow sucks.

Arandar

12-10-2004, 02:17 AM

Shit. Heh thats all I can really think of to say. Now only if we could see the boobs as well....Damn that would make it a REALLY great site. :D

Darkness

12-10-2004, 08:33 PM

She looks like... one of those rappers girlfriends...

True

12-12-2004, 02:55 AM

She looks like... one of those rappers girlfriends...
More likely, one of the half nekkid girls dancing in a rappers video.

TwiztidICP

12-12-2004, 06:06 AM

Very nice

MonkichiRmon

12-12-2004, 08:30 PM

What can i say? if she worked for it the girl deserves all the looks...

Tom the First

12-12-2004, 10:00 PM

Oddly, All-Night John's reputation fly up to the sky like a bat out of hell.

True

12-12-2004, 10:25 PM

What can i say? if she worked for it the girl deserves all the looks...
I agree, she looks "natural" so that's two thumbs up from me.

Tom the First

12-12-2004, 11:13 PM

omg I didn't know she updated it.
Oh god, I wish noclip mode existed.

Baron von Brunk

12-18-2004, 02:44 AM

That's something else.

All-Night John

12-18-2004, 03:15 AM

Oddly, All-Night John's reputation fly up to the sky like a bat out of hell.
Nah, just one bar. Maybe I should post more porn. :smt016

Krysis

01-10-2005, 03:18 AM

Holy fucking shit.......

Now THAT is some ass right there. :-)

HMG

01-11-2005, 02:40 AM

Oh, God! I should been her when I tricked those n00bs over at G4.

True

01-11-2005, 10:11 PM

Oh, God! I should been her when I tricked those n00bs over at G4.
WTF? Have no idea of what you are trying to say.

Burr

01-11-2005, 10:47 PM

He's saying he should have pretended to be her.

Tom the First

01-11-2005, 11:14 PM

Oh, God! I should been her when I tricked those n00bs over at G4.
No. You can pass go, and keep on going until you reach the G4TechTv forum. thx

Octocamo

01-11-2005, 11:15 PM

No. You can pass go, and keep on going until you reach the G4TechTv forum. thx
What about the $200?

Monk3y01

01-24-2005, 09:23 PM

that's a good looking butt.

Oomba

01-28-2005, 09:07 PM

There is a God, cause that ass aint natural.

True

01-29-2005, 10:47 AM

that's a good looking butt.
I believe she could win awards with it! lol

kirkg

01-31-2005, 12:15 PM

I believe she could win awards with it! lol

you're not kidding. if I can quote pacino.. "GREAT ASS!"

Larry

01-31-2005, 12:23 PM

http://www.teenportals.com/chi/images/Image05.jpg
jesus christ.

i knew this broad looked familiar. she added me to myspace. i think she just went around adding everyone.

Burr

01-31-2005, 12:26 PM

I think my ass compares pretty well to hers. Except it's hairy.

Arandar

02-01-2005, 02:28 AM

I think my ass compares pretty well to hers. Except it's hairy.
Heh where are those "this post is worthless without pics" smilies? :razz:

All-Night John

02-01-2005, 05:56 AM

Don't fag up my thread.

Rayo

02-07-2005, 08:04 PM

I honostly started thrusting slightly after viewing that for a while.

Ziggler

02-08-2005, 03:16 PM

Not even half as hot as the first chick, but still worth posting...

http://www.nextdoornymph.com/gallery.html

big_jim

02-08-2005, 05:51 PM

Not even half as hot as the first chick, but still worth posting...

http://www.nextdoornymph.com/gallery.html

Nice site, but it needs faces.

All-Night John

02-08-2005, 06:40 PM

Nice site, but it needs faces.
http://nextdoornymph.com/images/ndn_20050117_23_240x180.jpg

Not too pretty.

Burr

02-08-2005, 07:23 PM

Spew..

Loserly

02-08-2005, 07:57 PM

Ya know, try as I might I just don't think I'm an ass woman.

I hear that. Though I still like to slap my bestfriend's ass from time to time.

All-Night John

02-08-2005, 08:42 PM

Spew..
Yeah, it's pretty obvious why she hides her face.

big_jim

02-08-2005, 08:43 PM

http://nextdoornymph.com/images/ndn_20050117_23_240x180.jpg

Not too pretty.

Put a bag over her head, and you'll be fine.

Burr

02-08-2005, 10:01 PM

Her boobs look weird too.

Loserly

02-08-2005, 10:05 PM

Well, they just look fake.

If she put on some make-up, stopped making weird faces, and took decently angled shots, she wouldn't look that terrible. I mean she'd look just about as decent as the rest of them. Standards for being an internet whack-off doll are really pretty low.

Duality

02-08-2005, 11:35 PM

That picture just screams "Arlene from the trailer park."

All-Night John

02-08-2005, 11:48 PM

That picture just screams "Arlene from the trailer park."
How about Tiffany (http://www.starterupsteve.com/sites/trailerparktiffany.com/)?

DarthEvilDude

02-09-2005, 12:19 AM

How about Tiffany (http://www.starterupsteve.com/sites/trailerparktiffany.com/)?

all i can say to that is...

wow.

Alex_ok

02-09-2005, 09:14 PM

I have seen the promise-land!

True

02-12-2005, 10:33 AM

Not even half as hot as the first chick, but still worth posting...

http://www.nextdoornymph.com/gallery.html
Damn, that is sweet. But the other chick is hot all over, can't see this ones face. Grade A ass though.

Ziggler

02-12-2005, 02:12 PM

Damn, that is sweet. But the other chick is hot all over, can't see this ones face. Grade A ass though.

Well now we see why there's no face shots... :(

True

02-12-2005, 06:03 PM

Well now we see why there's no face shots... :(
Yeah :( that's a shame. She looks like Kid Rock with Boobs.

Ziggler

02-12-2005, 06:59 PM

Yeah :( that's a shame. She looks like Kid Rock with Boobs.

:smt082 i knew that face looked familiar...

GBPackersfan

03-27-2005, 11:19 PM

Good God.

http://www.muchosucko.com/video-mysterybooty.html (James Brown music)

http://www.shooshtime.com/clips/video.php?id=4704 (some other band)

Same video, different music.

Same chick, which is obviously why I posted in this thread.

Blank

03-28-2005, 01:32 PM

All I have to say is DAMN! Why cant I get a woman with an ass like that. All mine have been fat!

muahahaha

Alias

03-28-2005, 07:21 PM

Nah, just one bar. Maybe I should post more porn. :smt016

oh of course

Oomba

03-28-2005, 07:25 PM

http://67.18.37.14/74/104/emo/idhitit.gif

Tom the First

03-28-2005, 07:38 PM

Damn. That video is a keeper.

agn

03-29-2005, 01:17 AM

The question: What would you do if you realized you had the best looking ass in the world?

Answer: Take a shitload of pictures of it and show it to everyone.

Isn't the Internet great?!

dl4ndow

03-29-2005, 11:03 AM

Hard to argue with that....

Ichiban

03-29-2005, 11:30 AM

The question: What would you do if you realized you had the best looking ass in the world?

Answer: Take a shitload of pictures of it and show it to everyone.

Isn't the Internet great?!

When it comes to looking for pictures of women with great asses, Yup! But when it comes to to looking for women who either arent bitches or just plain and simple Ugly, OH GOD I GOT MENTAL PICTURES!!!

Blank

03-29-2005, 01:36 PM

I think my ass compares pretty well to hers. Except it's hairy.

Nobody wants a hairy ass....

Now THAT ass...I'd walk into it and break my nose.

Burr

03-29-2005, 01:40 PM

Mush wants one.

Firecube

03-31-2005, 11:15 PM

OMFG. I am still drooling.... I almost fainted when I saw that. Now that is what I call true beauty. If I ever get a hold on something like that.....

HLK

04-05-2005, 12:03 PM

Let's just say, I'd lose every inch.

True

04-05-2005, 10:22 PM

Let's just say, I'd lose every inch.
A cold shower can do that to ya.

gorilla

04-07-2005, 03:09 PM

Good old Keyra. I want to break her off a piece and put it on her forehead.