So the WWE is deciding to go into films?

[Captain N]

Let's give 'em some ideas.

( Note: A few of these aren't my own )

"Who?"

The true life story of Garrison Cade's struggles to make it as a pro wrestler in the WWE.


Gene Snitsky and Tyson Tomko in:

"Dude, Where's My Charisma?"



This is Your Brain On..."

Starring Jeff Hardy, Chyna, X-Pac and RVD, with special commentary from the legend "Jake the Snake"

"Life's Greatest Kicks"

starring Zach Gowen

O Brother, Where Art Thou?: starring Edge's career

Meet the Fuckers
Starring HHH and all the McMahons

Mission Impossible - a look into Randy Orton trying to develop his mic skills

The Rocky Horror Picture Show

A behind the scenes on the set of "Spyhunter"

2004: A space Odyessy

RANDY ORTON HAS FINALLY BECOME THE YOUNGEST WWE CHAMPION

Apocalypse Now

The WWE finally decides to give Gene Snitsky the WHC push he rightfully deserves

Dawn of the Dead

Staring Zombie: Owen Hart, The british Bulldog, Flying brian Pillman, The big boss man, Crash Holly, Mr Perfect

[DeaDSouL2]

Those gave me a grin all the way until the last one. That was a tad wrong, especially given how Owen Hart died.

[Ronin]

Those gave me a grin all the way until the last one. That was a tad wrong, especially given how Owen Hart died.

hey all of the wrestlers starring in dawn of the dead are dead, but why isn't Yokozuna in it :-(

[All-Night John]

When did the Boss Man die?

[Captain N]

When did the Boss Man die?

Last September

[Tulare]

I didn't know Perfect was dead. He was a stud, I remember when he first came in. Talk about strong, he was a freak, even though they didn't push that much. He benched 500bls live, was a part of a fued with a guy who was a former olympian. Sorry, but the name escapes me know, I'm thinking Ken Ventura, or something like that.

Think the thing that impressed me the most was in the WCW when he Perfect Plexed the Giant (Big Show). It wasn't a weak slam, or bail out move, is was......well....Perfectly Executed.

[Captain N]

Perfect was the man back in the day. Then the gave him that horrible "I hate rap, backwoods redneck" angle and I hated him.

[ULTRA WARRIOR]

I believe Vince tried this idea before with NO HOLDS BARRED. That movie was lame as hell. Lets hope we don't see Austin in a tutu.

[HMG]

Beyond the Mat was good.

Anyway, these will suck BIG TIME. Remember last time they were expirimental?

*remembers buying a certain CD*

[ULTRA WARRIOR]

The Rap CD?

[Captain N]

Beyond the Mat was good.

Anyway, these will suck BIG TIME. Remember last time they were expirimental?

*remembers buying a certain CD*

lol this is a joke thread you know that right

[Arandar]

Whats wrong with Austin being in three movies? Critics actually loved his work years ago when he was on Nash Bridges I believe it was called. There were even rumors, or maybe serious talks, about giving his character a spinoff series that would star Austin. So I doubt the movies hes in will be that bad. Plus didn't the WWE get involved in The Scorpian King? And that was a good movie I thought.

[Captain N]

Nah, McMahon just gets $$$ for Rock being in the flicks. They don't really have much involvement. Anyway this was just a joke thread where you make a movie title parody of bad wrestling moments but obviously it crashed and burned :/

[HMG]

The rap CD was alright (I have the cassete tape). I'm talking about WWE Originals.

[Rayo]

They should stick to soap operas imo

[KingOfMyWorld]

Sad thing is, is that they can't put together half assed storylines on TV, what makes them think they can put together a good movie? Let alone something people want to watch? Cena in the Marine, Kane in Eye Scream Man and now Austin in three unkown movies, this whole idea is going to be about as successful as the XFL.

[Rayo]

The storyline took a major fall after the whole

RedNeck vs. Dark Hellspawn saga

I loved that so much.