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agn
07-29-2004, 12:25 PM
I have seen most of it online, the stuff in the light is admittedly MUCH better than that nightvision clip. When I watched it i experienced a series of emotions, first funny :lol:, then hot :smt016 , then creepy:smt009, then kinda pathetic:rolleyes: ...but then really funny again.:smt043
I saw the Jenna from survivor one and the Gina Lee Nolan ones, Jenna was nothing special and Gina was like a housepet to the boyfriend or whomever he was.

Here is the review

1 Night In Paris
Red Light District Video (www.redlightdistrictvideo.com (http://www.redlightdistrictvideo.com/))
Cast: Paris Hilton & Rick Saloman
Bonus Scenes: Monica Sweetheart, Taylor Rain, Teagan, Randi Wright

Running time: 143 Minutes (63 minutes of Paris Hilton/Rick)

RATING: 4 out of 5 Stars
Reviewed by JACK PARISH

One of the most highly anticipated adult releases of all-time, the
famous sexual rendezvous between The Simple Life's Paris Hilton and
her then-boyfriend Rick Saloman is finally available on DVD. And while
the quality isn't up to that of a studio release, Red Light District
has done a very nice job with the video and audio transfer of the
material, giving fans what may very well be the best celebrity sex
tape made to date.

Rick is on-hand to introduce each of the four sexual segments on this
63-minute disc (don't worry, Red Light has supplemented the short
running time with four great bonus scenes from their catalog), and the
first is the night vision footage that was very green and grainy when
it appeared as a download on the Internet. Here, however, the footage
has been changed to simple black and white, and much of the harsh
grain has been removed from the picture...giving us a pretty good look
at what was going on. We are told by Rick that Paris was only 19 at
the time this was filmed, and things begin with the camera in Paris'
hands as she films Rick's cock. Soon, Rick has taken control of the
videotaping, and has Paris on her back and taking it missionary style.
We get a pretty good look at the penetration, and Paris even rubs her
clit while she is being fucked.

Setting the camera across the room on either a piece of furniture or
perhaps a tripod, the action continues on the bed, with Rick screwing
Paris doggy style from a side view, followed by some very enjoyable
reverse cowgirl (once again, we get a good shot of the penetration),
and then back to doggy – this time with both performers facing toward
the camera, so we really can't see Rick's cock sliding in and out of
her. Flipping her over, Rick starts pounding her missionary, and
although we can't tell, it looks like he may give her an internal
cumshot. The action picks back up later that night with Paris sucking
Rick (who is once again holding the camera) off with a blowjob...but
then, all of the sudden, we hear Rick yell "Ow! Bitch!" and Paris says
"Bye!" and the scene ends. Guess something happened that Ms. Hilton
wasn't too happy about!

Apparently, Paris wasn't happy with the way the night vision setting
on the camera made the veins in her breasts visible, so the next scene
has her holding the camera in front of her, showing off her very cute
tits. We see a little of her in the bathroom, wearing a lace bra and
panties and being totally disgusted by Rick's use of the words "pussy"
and "cunt".

Still in the same lace bra and a sexy pair of just-over-the-knee black
boots, Paris relaxes in a chair while Rick spends a few minutes eating
her out. Moving to the bed, Paris gets it missionary, putting her legs
back in the air and resting them on top of Rick's shoulders for what
proves to be a very hot-looking position. Before this part of the
video concludes, Rick has repositioned her in the doggy position and
is pounding her from behind.

The last section is the best, with Paris giving Rick a blowjob (to
completion!) in full color, with the camera sitting in an excellent
position. Paris uses both her mouth and her hands to help get Rick
off, and just as he is starting to cum, she presses his cock up
against her chest, so his load squirts all over her tits.

Since all of the above action only consists of 63-minutes worth of
time on the DVD, Red Light District has done the honorable thing and
padded out the rest of the disc with four scenes from other releases.
Viewers will get to see Randi Wright's scene from Breakin' Em In 6;
Monica Sweetheart from Two In The Seat 3; Taylor Rain in action from
Just Over Eighteen 3; and beautiful newcomer Teagan from Cum Drippers
6. Additionally, Red Light has included a sampler disc in the box that
is loaded with a whopping 67 trailers for titles that they have
available.

The good news is that Paris makes for a pretty good porn star. The bad
news, of course, is that this is probably the only chance we'll ever
get to see her getting wild in front of the camera. So, if you're a
fan of Paris, celebrity sex, or just hot amateur material, 1 Night In
Paris is a must-have for your collection.

arefx
07-29-2004, 12:28 PM
don't let the wife see this post.

agn
07-29-2004, 12:31 PM
she downloads them from her 733t xxX.Xc0nxI0n.xXx

KingKongSushi
07-29-2004, 01:40 PM
she downloads them from her 733t xxX.Xc0nxI0n.xXx


I have no idea what that means. I do not want to see this video. I like my women with brains, and Paris is well..........let's just say I could have a more insightful conversation with a clipped toe nail.

Ziggler
07-29-2004, 02:57 PM
I have no idea what that means. I do not want to see this video. I like my women with brains, and Paris is well..........let's just say I could have a more insightful conversation with a clipped toe nail.

Oh, come on... nobody watches porn for their brains.

arefx
07-29-2004, 03:27 PM
Oh, come on... nobody watches porn for their brains.
I find that statement funny... and true.

KingKongSushi
07-29-2004, 03:37 PM
Oh, come on... nobody watches porn for their brains.


It's not just the brains. Let me explain my Women Hierarchy

Really Hot (see my top five for the only women I've put here)
Hot (other hot women, including JLH, and dare I say....Tina and Laura)
Pretty (most models, actresses, etc., and some non-famous women)
Meh (most other women)
Ugly (chicks who make you sick to look at, hookers, women on Springer, and chicks with "Man Hands")

and at the bottom........

Pairs Hilton (guess who fits here)

agn
07-29-2004, 03:54 PM
paris is actually pretty smart, it's kind of an act.

arefx
07-29-2004, 03:59 PM
paris is actually pretty smart, it's kind of an act.
like jessica simpson

Tedakin
07-29-2004, 04:23 PM
I've seen them all. Oh, Jenna Lewis, I thought you were supposed to be the sweet Survivor chick. Too bad there's no Amber porno tape, but her honeymoon should be coming up soon, so maybe we'll luck out. ;)

KingKongSushi
07-29-2004, 04:51 PM
I've seen them all. Oh, Jenna Lewis, I thought you were supposed to be the sweet Survivor chick. Too bad there's no Amber porno tape, but her honeymoon should be coming up soon, so maybe we'll luck out. ;)

I'm not much of a fan of those sex tapes. If Kate Beckinsale was to do one, I might change my point of view.

Ichiban
07-29-2004, 04:52 PM
I've seen them all. Oh, Jenna Lewis, I thought you were supposed to be the sweet Survivor chick. Too bad there's no Amber porno tape, but her honeymoon should be coming up soon, so maybe we'll luck out. ;)

lol, :)

anyways, I have seen this video from what I got from the internet and found it to be quite boring. There were a few things that were pretty good but then I just stop caring after a while. I feel that Taylor Rain is a lot better but Im not going to buy this DVD just for one of her movies.

and like Seth Mcfarlane said "Everyone wants to make love to a grasshopper!"

Arandar
07-29-2004, 05:17 PM
she downloads them from her 733t xxX.Xc0nxI0n.xXx
Heh does that mean your wife is into this stuff as well? If so then your one very lucky bastard Scot. I say that in a jelous none insulting way of course.

As for me I have only seen the in the dark part when the cell phone rang. I tried to see the whole thing but when I tried playing it from some site everything went slow and I had to get offline since things got screwed up. Oh well its not like it really matters since I don't like her a ton. Shes to skinny if you ask me.

Burr
07-29-2004, 07:16 PM
I saw part of the Paris video and found it hilarious, cuz her cell phone rang in the middle of it and she answered it. I saw a clip of the Pamela Anderson one too. But that's it as far as celebs go. It's only the ones that are nasty and I'm not attracted to that put out videos.. Meh..

DeadMan
07-29-2004, 10:28 PM
like jessica simpson

Ya, just like her :) I am sure if she did a porno everyone would watch, even KKS :D

KingKongSushi
07-30-2004, 01:15 AM
Ya, just like her :) I am sure if she did a porno everyone would watch, even KKS :D

Watch it? I'd be the guy who stole and distributed it! :)

RAX
07-30-2004, 04:17 PM
I've been looking for the download :)

AliasOfWestgate
07-30-2004, 10:33 PM
"I wish I more hands so I could give her titties 4 thumbs down!"

http://c0rk.blogs.com/c0rkm0b/02222004_6.jpg

Octocamo
07-30-2004, 11:29 PM
I've been looking for the download :)


Here ya go man:

http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/1/graphics/movies/parissextape_new.mov

The_Raven
07-30-2004, 11:42 PM
Now THAT was funny

Ziggler
08-01-2004, 12:50 AM
that was funneh matrix

Arandar
08-01-2004, 12:32 PM
Here ya go man:

http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/1/graphics/movies/parissextape_new.mov
That was very very.....disturbing. Is that guy just from the site or did he make that own his own and sell it or someone stole it? Heh that best part of that video was the song. Its catchy and I haven't heard it in years. ;-)

Ziggler
08-01-2004, 01:36 PM
That was very very.....disturbing. Is that guy just from the site or did he make that own his own and sell it or someone stole it? Heh that best part of that video was the song. Its catchy and I haven't heard it in years. ;-)

lol... Aqua... that has to be the ultimate one-hit-wonder band...

t3h 3d
08-01-2004, 02:35 PM
aqua still alive so to speak , but they make songs for bemani(konami's music game division , creaters of didder)

RAX
08-01-2004, 09:36 PM
Here ya go man:

http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/1/graphics/movies/parissextape_new.mov



Not what I had in mind :lol:

dl4ndow
08-02-2004, 01:43 PM
Here ya go man:

http://www.kontrabandcontent.co.uk/1/graphics/movies/parissextape_new.mov

LMAO! :P

Daggett
08-03-2004, 12:23 PM
Matrix, that was hilarious!!!


...I'm just waiting for Nicole Richie to get a tape leaked on the net...

Octocamo
08-07-2004, 01:31 AM
Yeah, it was pretty funny. there is a different one too...but...It's...Gross.

Involves a dog sucking a.....Yeah.