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AcquiredTarget
07-19-2005, 11:24 PM
only one of then is a female. Maybe the movie will explain why. Its the return of the Smurfs (http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire2005/index.php?category=0&id=31704). Good Lord why?
SageClaw
07-20-2005, 05:06 AM
It's official.

Hollywood has completely run out of ideas.

Next on the project list "Watching Grass Grow." and "Paint as it Dries."

Damn.
C0lin
07-20-2005, 06:06 AM
I demand a Snorks movie!
Emptythought
07-20-2005, 06:19 AM
It's official.

Hollywood has completely run out of ideas.

Next on the project list "Watching Grass Grow." and "Paint as it Dries."

Damn.
its "as the paint dries" and "the grass grows in nottingham"

they have to make it marketable :D
SageClaw
07-20-2005, 06:24 AM
its "as the paint dries" and "the grass grows in nottingham"

they have to make it marketable :DHeh.

How about "Grass: The Days of Growth."'

Can't think of one for paint though.

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Oh crap Snorks. I will officially become a hermit and live in the woods with the wolves if they ever do that.
Blank
07-20-2005, 07:18 AM
Heh.

How about "Grass: The Days of Growth."'

Can't think of one for paint though.

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Oh crap Snorks. I will officially become a hermit and live in the woods with the wolves if they ever do that.

Oh so they found a way to revive Andy Warhol eh?
SaNkOn-TeSsOu
07-20-2005, 07:45 AM
Paris Hilton as the smurf that whores herself to the whole village........
Regole
07-20-2005, 08:12 AM
That's a really lame idea for a movie. =/
Emptythought
07-20-2005, 08:33 AM
Heh.

How about "Grass: The Days of Growth."'

Can't think of one for paint though.

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Oh crap Snorks. I will officially become a hermit and live in the woods with the wolves if they ever do that.
i know im trying too, i was think some "28 days later"/the earth freezes type thing for paint drying, but i cant think of a funny one that wasnt actually used for a real movie

although now that i think about, i think 28 days later WAS a movie about paint drying
Regole
07-20-2005, 08:54 AM
i know im trying too, i was think some "28 days later"/the earth freezes type thing for paint drying, but i cant think of a funny one that wasnt actually used for a real movie

although now that i think about, i think 28 days later WAS a movie about paint drying

28 Days Later was a good movie. =/
Tom the First
07-20-2005, 09:37 AM
28 Days Later was a good movie. =/
I agree.
AcquiredTarget
07-20-2005, 11:27 AM
It's official.

Hollywood has completely run out of ideas.

Next on the project list "Watching Grass Grow." and "Paint as it Dries."

Damn.lol. Nah, those are indie film made with big-name celebs who do indie films to keep their "street cred"
Alias
07-20-2005, 11:35 AM
only one of then is a female. Maybe the movie will explain why. Its the return of the Smurfs (http://www.scifi.com/scifiwire2005/index.php?category=0&id=31704). Good Lord why?
I sense a trend:

Yoga Bear The Movie
SnagglePuss
Top Cat (God please no)
The Jetsons
Flinstones 3
HuckleBerry Hound
inch high private eye
Quick Draw(again God no)

ugh
Octocamo
07-20-2005, 11:50 AM
Heh, Can't they pay me for all my movie ideas? ;)
nekobun
07-23-2005, 03:01 PM
This has little or no relevence, but I just came across a site that listed "feeding balogna to the smurfs" as a euphemism for masturbation.

WTF?
keith, evil dude
07-23-2005, 07:20 PM
I sense a trend:
inch high private eye

ugh

A trend of small penises?

Yeah, I'd be pretty "ugh" too.
Regole
07-23-2005, 07:21 PM
A trend of small penises?

Yeah, I'd be pretty "ugh" too.

Inch High Private Eye, more like Inch High Dick
keith, evil dude
07-23-2005, 07:23 PM
Inch High Private Eye, more like Inch High Dick
"Oh, Birdman, put it away.





I like the trenchcoat, though, nice touch."
alexsan
08-01-2005, 03:19 PM
um......a smurfs trilogy?
Blank
08-02-2005, 04:46 AM
They're small, they're blue and...

WAIT WAIT!!!

I got this one...
Erin's tits when she's 80 and dies on a ski slope.
Captain N
08-02-2005, 05:03 AM
Actually i'd like to see a Jetson's movie.
AcquiredTarget
08-02-2005, 10:36 AM
Actually i'd like to see a Jetson's movie.T'was already one (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099878/)
alexsan
08-02-2005, 10:05 PM
T'was already one (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099878/)
that movie sucked. and nice Valient icon
Captain N
08-03-2005, 11:11 AM
T'was already one (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0099878/)

FOOL! I meant live action. The Flintstones meet the Jetsons is one of my favorite movies.
alexsan
08-05-2005, 04:32 PM
FOOL! I meant live action. The Flintstones meet the Jetsons is one of my favorite movies.
with vin desil as elroy. hes in everything.