I am a cooking god!

[Blank]

I just made the most incredible garlic porkchop ever conceived by mankind. It's amazing how well you realize you can cook when mommy and daddy aren't around to cook for you.

[Badass Penguin]

I make the best Oscar Meyer Lunchables Pizzas. Ever.

[mecha_samurai14]

Asmo is the only "cooking god". Have you seen his food threads on G4?

[EvilWall]

Asmo is the only "cooking god". Have you seen his food threads on G4?

Asmo is the asses' end when it comes to food, really....he sucks.

[Octocamo]

Oh,

I made a sandwich with Turkey, Mayo, Gravy, and stuffing on it for supper tonight.

[eswat]

I made fwied wice for lunch yesterday, the only food I'll ever need anyway

[True]

I just made the most incredible garlic porkchop ever conceived by mankind. It's amazing how well you realize you can cook when mommy and daddy aren't around to cook for you.
So you snuck a mini griddle into your dorm room? I just use my little George Forman grill to cook everything lol.
Made an awesome grilled cheese sndwich with it a few days ago. Burnt my damn tongue though.

[alexsan]

I can bake great muffins and brownies.

[Ender]

sup? I took home ec.

Therefore, I can make fucking anything.
Fluffed omlets, steak, angelcake. Anything ^.^

[InnerLogic]

Stealing food from asians again... you sick man

:-(

[The West Exit]

I've made a 16 layer chocolate cake.

And the cooking god title goes to none iother than Alton Brown.