I am kevin1gamer...

[MaximusPaynicus]

...and kevin1gamer is all of you. kevin1gamer lives inside all of us, crying out at random times when we all want a wee bit of attention from our friends or family. And with this being the festive time of year where you are relentless in your desire to one-up your fellow family members in terms of gift quality, it is the little kevin1gamer inside of you that fuels that need.

So I say embrace the kevin1gamer. Love the kevin1gamer, allow the kevin1gamer inside each of you to grow so that one day you too can spam message boards with links to Engadget.

[LowVoltag3]

I am... Kevin1gamer... Omg... I did it... I did it...

[Token White Guy]

His name is Kevin1gamer.
His name is Kevin1gamer.
His name is Kevin1gamer.
His name is Kevin1gamer.
His name is Kevin1gamer.
His name is Kevin1gamer.
His name is Kevin1gamer.