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03-18-2006, 10:31 PM
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Claimed to be banned but came back to curse people out anyway. So really banned.
Join Date: Oct 2005
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Movie theater blowjob woes
Yeah so today I went to go see V for Vendetta with a few friends, and we're sitting there enjoying the movie, and about 20 minutes later the couple sitting next to us starts excessively talking in a language only funny, apparently to themselves...and I quote
"This movie blows yo, this shit sucks"
"Want me to blow, hehe *giggle giggle*"
So we start listening to them, talking back and forth about nonsense. And finally he actually unzips his pants and pulls them down to his ankles, she starts sucking his dick. Me nor none of my friends could actually believe this was happening..but oh yeah it was. So for about 10 minutes all we hear is *SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURP* My friend is so offended she goes to find an usher and tell them about it, by the time she returns with the usher they had finished and when the usher asked them what was going on they acted like nothing had happened, called us liars, ect. So the usher tells us all to leave and the blowjob couple got to stay. Granted we were not 18 but this is one of the only times this year I've felt the need to stand up and yell
THIS IS FUCKING BULLSHIT
Which I did, we were not-so-politely asked not to return to the theater for a while.
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03-18-2006, 10:44 PM
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PILLS HERE!
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Land of the Port
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You should have asked her how much money for her Juju Fruit.
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03-18-2006, 10:45 PM
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the quintessential studmuffin
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Pennsylvania
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That guy's my hero.
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03-18-2006, 10:47 PM
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And the Heavens... Shall tremble.
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Rochester, NY
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I would haev started to get inside her head and shit... or lie move and sit right next to them... get them to feel REALLY uncomfortable..... maybe pull a peewee herman liek a seat away... and just stare at 'em...
but then again I have really bad ADD.... so I do whatever the fuck I feel like doing.
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Originally Posted by EvilWall
One of my best friends always tells me, "If you want a girl to stay with you, you have to eat her ass".
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Originally Posted by The Matrix
fuckin' brit teeth eating sno-shit, jesus man
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03-18-2006, 11:07 PM
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Who needs 1501 posts?
Join Date: Dec 2004
Location: Keizer, OR
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Why did he pull his pants all the way down for a blow job? I think you're lying.
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03-18-2006, 11:09 PM
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Bustin' chops
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Newark, DE
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Surrrrrrrre you did.
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03-18-2006, 11:12 PM
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You poor little antisaint.
Join Date: Aug 2005
Location: Portland, OR
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People don't lie on the internet, you people should know this by now.
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03-18-2006, 11:15 PM
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Nyuuuuuuuuuh....
Join Date: Sep 2004
Location: Hockessin, Delaware
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V for Vagina
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03-18-2006, 11:21 PM
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The Jaded Gamer
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: Providence, RI
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Originally Posted by Blank
V for Vagina
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For some reason I really enjoyed this reply... good work.
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03-18-2006, 11:22 PM
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Has derailed his final thread - banned.
Join Date: Jul 2004
Location: Massachusetts
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Yeah Colin is right. There is a reason they have a "trap door" in tighty whities for when you are little and have to go. Boxers make this even more convienant. HA, you thought you could pass off some bad porno site as your own personal sightings.
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